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diff --git a/fixed.html b/fixed.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..da8dc16 --- /dev/null +++ b/fixed.html @@ -0,0 +1,453 @@ +<!doctype html> +<html lang="en"> + + <head> + <meta charset="utf-8"> + + <title>There I Fixed It</title> + + <meta name="description" content="An amalgamation of dumb ideas that actually turn out to be kind of great."> + <meta name="author" content="David Banham and Sam Gentle"> + + <meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-capable" content="yes" /> + <meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-status-bar-style" content="black-translucent" /> + + <link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Lato:400,700,400italic,700italic' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'> + + <link rel="stylesheet" href="css/reset.css"> + <link rel="stylesheet" href="css/main.css"> + <link rel="stylesheet" href="css/print.css" type="text/css" media="print"> + + <link rel="stylesheet" href="lib/css/zenburn.css"> + + <!--[if lt IE 9]> + <script src="lib/js/html5shiv.js"></script> + <![endif]--> + </head> + + <body> + + <div class="reveal"> + + <!-- Used to fade in a background when a specific slide state is reached --> + <div class="state-background"></div> + + <!-- Any section element inside of this container is displayed as a slide --> + <div class="slides"> + <section> + <h1>There I Fixed It</h1> + <h3 class="inverted">Dumb hacks that end up being great</h3> + <script> + // Delicously hacky. Look away. + if( navigator.userAgent.match( /(iPhone|iPad|iPod|Android)/i ) ) document.write( '<p style="color: rgba(0,0,0,0.3); text-shadow: none;">('+'Tap to navigate'+')</p>' ); + </script> + </section> + + <section> + <h2>Heads Up</h2> + <p> + This presentation uses a souped-up version of reveal.js + </p> + <p> + Go here on your laptop, smartphone or tablet: + </p> + <p><a href="http://revealjs.jit.su/fixed.html">http://revealjs.jit.su/fixed.html</a></p> + </section> + + <section> + <section> + <h2>Who the hell are you?</h2> + <a href="http://www.pinion.gg" class="image"> + <img src="http://www.pinion.gg/images/pinion_green_horizontal.png"> + </a> + </section> + <section> + <h2>What the hell is this?</h2> + <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/24/2d633fb0-9205-46f2-9bc1-f508124308aa.jpg"> + </section> + <section> + <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/8/129047925338284784.jpg"> + </section> + </section> + + <!-- Unql --> + <section> + <section> + <h2>In the beginning.</h2> + <p> + There was SQL. + </p> + <p> + And it was okay. + </p> + </section> + <section> + <h2>And then...</h2> + <p>There was noSQL!</p> + <p>And it scaled and it was all javascripty and all the hipsters loved it and everyone was happy. + </section> + <section> + <h2>But then you want to actually use it</h2> + </section> + <section> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> +var request = http.request({ + host: 'couchdb.internet.com', + path: '/awesomedb/_all_docs', + auth: 'zer0c00l:God' +}); +request.end(); + +var newrows = [] +request.on('response', function (response) { + response.on('data', function (data) { + data.rows.forEach(function(row){ + row.value.walkThe = "dinosaur"; + newrows.push(row.value); + }); + }); +}); +request.end(); + +var request = http.request({ + host: 'couchdb.internet.com', + method: 'post' + path: '/awesomedb/_bulk_docs', + auth: 'zer0c00l:God' +}); + +request.write(JSON.stringify({docs:newrows})); + +request.end() +</code></pre> + </section> + <section> + <img src="http://c1eatdrinkbettercom.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2012/05/nope.jpg"> + </section> + <section> + <h2>unql-node</h2> + <p> + <a href="https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node"> + https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node + </a> + </p> + <p>It's like SQL for NoSQL</p> + <img src="http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg"> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Deletin' stuff</h2> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> +> delete from checkins where username.match(/\d{4}$/) && timestamp > (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7 + </code></pre> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Why don't we take all the data...</h2> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> +> create collection nag_old_users +> insert into nag_old_users select {username: username, email: email} from user where last_login < (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7 + </code></pre> + <h2>And put it over here!</h2> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Want to see my awesome LALR recursive descent parser?</h2> + <img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ontinia/10827199/5144/original.jpg"> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Nope!</h2> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> +handle /delete from (\S+)(?: where (.*))?/, (db, expr, cb) -> + query = "update #{db} set _deleted = true" + query += " where #{expr}" if expr + processExpr query, cb + </code></pre> + </section> + <section> + <h2>There I fixed it.</h2> + <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/4/129043939908502110.jpg"</img> + </section> + </section> + + <section> + <section> + <h2>noDB</h2> + <p>So you want to add some persistence to your simple web app.</p> + </section> + <section> + <p>Okay so just require that each user have a couch installation.</p> + <p>Or make redis a dependency. Probably include some build scripts or something to make it easier since it's the only thing in the app that needs to be compiled.</p> + <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png/539px-ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png"> + <p>Maybe it would be easier to build SQLite?</p> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Nope!</h2> + <img src="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/176051/nopenopenope.jpeg"> + </section> + <section> + <h2>noDB</h2> + <p>SQL < noSQL < noDB</p> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Super simple</h2> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="javascript"> +var users = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('data/users.json')) + +users.push({name: "newguy"}); +fs.writeFileSync('data/users.json', JSON.stringify(users)); +res.send('success'); + </code></pre> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Session storage too!</h2> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="javascript"> +var store = new express.session.MemoryStore; +store.sessions = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('data/sessions.json')); + +setInterval(function(){ + fs.writeFileSync('data/sessions.json', JSON.stringify(store.sessions)); +}, 2000); + </code></pre> + </section> + <section> + <h2>It's basically Redis</h2> + <small>It's not really</small> + </section> + <section> + <h2>But it is:</h2> + <ul> + <li>Deployable</li> + <li>Dependency free</li> + <li>Easily backed up</li> + <li>Debuggable</li> + </ul> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Databases: Fixed</h2> + <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/20/129058269966385911.jpg"> + </section> + </section> + + <section> + <section> + <h2>I would like to make some information available on the internet.</h2> + </section> + <section> + <h2>So find a shared hosting provider or something.</h2> + <p>But they're kind of crappy</p> + </section> + <section> + <h2>So I'll just run my own</h2> + <p>On nginx or express or something!</p> + <p>But load balancing and updates and bugs and oh no.</p> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Oh I know!</h2> + <img src="http://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/h4/i/logo-v-rgb.png?m=1308937729g"> + </section> + <section> + <img src="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/176051/spidernope.jpeg"> + </section> + <section> + <blockquote> + Augh. I wish I could just shove all this right on Akamai + </blockquote> + </section> + <section> + <p>...</p> + </section> + <section> + <p>...</p> + </section> + <section> + <p>...</p> + </section> + <section> + <p>Why not?</p> + </section> + <section> + <h2>Step 0: Generate static site</h2> + <p>Use whatever you want. We really like <a href="http://jade-lang.com/">Jade.</a></p> + </section> + <section> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="jade"> +!!! 5 +include includes/head.jade +body + include includes/header.jade + // BEGIN Content + .inner-bg + #content-wrapper + Welcome to zombocom! + </code></pre> + </section> + <section> + <h2>make</h2> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> +JADE = $(shell find pages/*.jade) +HTML = $(JADE:.jade=.html) + +all: $(HTML) + +%.html: %.jade + ./jade/bin/jade < $< --path $< > $@ + +clean: + rm -f $(HTML) + +.PHONY: clean + </code></pre> + + </section> + + <section> + <h2>Rackspace == Akamai</h2> + <p>It's cheap. 18c per GB</p> + <p>You don't have to deal directly with Akamai. Keep your soul!</p> + <p><a href="http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/">http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/</a></p> + </section> + + <section> + <h2>Getting it there</h2> + <p>There's a node library for that.</p> + <p><a href="https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles">https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles</a></p> + </section> + + <section> + <p>There's also some tooling for that.</p> + <p><a href="https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader">https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader</a></p> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> +coffee cloud-loader.coffee -x localDir cloudContainer + </code></pre> + </section> + + <section> + <h2>Deep magic</h2> + <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> +curl -i -X GET -H "X-Auth-User: pinion" -H "X-Auth-Key: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://auth.api.rackspacecloud.com/v1.0" + +curl -X POST -H "X-Container-Meta-Web-Index: index.html" -H "X-Auth-Token: XXXXXXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://storage101.dfw1.clouddrive.com/v1/MossoCloudFS_ad499859-aaed-43c6-813b-5e1c545f85cf/pinion-www + </code></pre> + </section> + + <section> + <h2>Relax</h2> + <p>Never ever care about whether your website is up.</p> + <p>Go do something useful instead.</p> + <br /> + <p>Yeah, it's harder to do pretty URLs.</p> + </section> + <section> + <h2>So fixed</h2> + <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/19/129057249545630776.jpg"> + </section> + </section> + <section> + <section> + <h2>It's not always the right thing to just fix it</h2> + </section> + <section> + <h2>But sometimes it is</h2> + <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/22/129060139339845620.jpg"> + </section> + </section> + + <section> + <h1>ALL FIXED</h1> + <h3 class="inverted">BY David Banham and Sam Gentle</h3> + <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/22/129059992995261245.jpg"> + </section> + </div> + + <!-- The navigational controls UI --> + <aside class="controls"> + <a class="left" href="#">◄</a> + <a class="right" href="#">►</a> + <a class="up" href="#">▲</a> + <a class="down" href="#">▼</a> + </aside> + + <!-- Presentation progress bar --> + <div class="progress"><span></span></div> + + </div> + + <script src="lib/js/head.min.js"></script> + + <script> + + var multiplex = { + id: 'e754f2af1a284921' + , secret: null + , url: 'revealjs.jit.su' + }; + + var notes = false; + + head.ready( function() { + + // Fires when a slide with data-state=customevent is activated + Reveal.addEventListener( 'customevent', function() { + console.log( '"customevent" has fired' ); + } ); + + // Fires each time a new slide is activated + Reveal.addEventListener( 'slidechanged', function( event ) { + // event.previousSlide, event.currentSlide, event.indexh, event.indexv + } ); + + // Full list of configuration options available here: + // https://github.com/hakimel/reveal.js#configuration + Reveal.initialize({ + controls: true, + progress: true, + history: true, + + theme: Reveal.getQueryHash().theme || 'default', // default/neon/beige + transition: Reveal.getQueryHash().transition || 'default' // default/cube/page/concave/linear(2d) + }); + + // Load highlight.js for syntax highlighting of code samples + head.js( 'lib/js/highlight.js', function() { + hljs.initHighlightingOnLoad(); + } ); + + } ); + + // Scripts that should be loaded before initializing + var scripts = []; + + // If the browser doesn't support classList, load a polyfill + if( !document.body.classList ) { + head.js( 'lib/js/classList.js' ); + } + + // Load markdown parser if there are slides defined using markdown + if( document.querySelector( '[data-markdown]' ) ) { + scripts.push( 'lib/js/showdown.js' ); + scripts.push( 'lib/js/data-markdown.js' ); + } + + scripts.push( 'js/reveal.js' ); + + // If we're runnning the notes server we need to include some additional JS + // TODO Is there a better way to determine if we're running the notes server? + if( window.location.host === 'localhost:1947' || notes === true) { + scripts.push( 'socket.io/socket.io.js' ); + scripts.push( 'plugin/speakernotes/client.js' ); + } + + if( multiplex.id !== null ) { + scripts.push( 'socket.io/socket.io.js' ); + scripts.push( 'plugin/multiplex/client.js' ); + + if( multiplex.secret !== null ) { + scripts.push( 'plugin/multiplex/master.js' ); + } + } + + // Load the scripts and, when completed, initialize reveal.js + head.js.apply( null, scripts ); + + </script> + + </body> +</html> |