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diff --git a/fixedmaster.html b/fixedmaster.html deleted file mode 100644 index 1d2fce1..0000000 --- a/fixedmaster.html +++ /dev/null @@ -1,453 +0,0 @@ -<!doctype html> -<html lang="en"> - - <head> - <meta charset="utf-8"> - - <title>There I Fixed It</title> - - <meta name="description" content="An amalgamation of dumb ideas that actually turn out to be kind of great."> - <meta name="author" content="David Banham and Sam Gentle"> - - <meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-capable" content="yes" /> - <meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-status-bar-style" content="black-translucent" /> - - <link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Lato:400,700,400italic,700italic' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'> - - <link rel="stylesheet" href="css/reset.css"> - <link rel="stylesheet" href="css/main.css"> - <link rel="stylesheet" href="css/print.css" type="text/css" media="print"> - - <link rel="stylesheet" href="lib/css/zenburn.css"> - - <!--[if lt IE 9]> - <script src="lib/js/html5shiv.js"></script> - <![endif]--> - </head> - - <body> - - <div class="reveal"> - - <!-- Used to fade in a background when a specific slide state is reached --> - <div class="state-background"></div> - - <!-- Any section element inside of this container is displayed as a slide --> - <div class="slides"> - <section> - <h1>There I Fixed It</h1> - <h3 class="inverted">Dumb hacks that end up being great</h3> - <script> - // Delicously hacky. Look away. - if( navigator.userAgent.match( /(iPhone|iPad|iPod|Android)/i ) ) document.write( '<p style="color: rgba(0,0,0,0.3); text-shadow: none;">('+'Tap to navigate'+')</p>' ); - </script> - </section> - - <section> - <h2>Heads Up</h2> - <p> - This presentation uses a souped-up version of reveal.js - </p> - <p> - Go here on your laptop, smartphone or tablet: - </p> - <p><a href="http://revealjs.jit.su/fixed.html">http://revealjs.jit.su/fixed.html</a></p> - </section> - - <section> - <section> - <h2>Who the hell are you?</h2> - <a href="http://www.pinion.gg" class="image"> - <img src="http://www.pinion.gg/images/pinion_green_horizontal.png"> - </a> - </section> - <section> - <h2>What the hell is this?</h2> - <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/24/2d633fb0-9205-46f2-9bc1-f508124308aa.jpg"> - </section> - <section> - <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/8/129047925338284784.jpg"> - </section> - </section> - - <!-- Unql --> - <section> - <section> - <h2>In the beginning.</h2> - <p> - There was SQL. - </p> - <p> - And it was okay. - </p> - </section> - <section> - <h2>And then...</h2> - <p>There was noSQL!</p> - <p>And it scaled and it was all javascripty and all the hipsters loved it and everyone was happy. - </section> - <section> - <h2>But then you want to actually use it</h2> - </section> - <section> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> -var request = http.request({ - host: 'couchdb.internet.com', - path: '/awesomedb/_all_docs', - auth: 'zer0c00l:God' -}); -request.end(); - -var newrows = [] -request.on('response', function (response) { - response.on('data', function (data) { - data.rows.forEach(function(row){ - row.value.walkThe = "dinosaur"; - newrows.push(row.value); - }); - }); -}); -request.end(); - -var request = http.request({ - host: 'couchdb.internet.com', - method: 'post' - path: '/awesomedb/_bulk_docs', - auth: 'zer0c00l:God' -}); - -request.write(JSON.stringify({docs:newrows})); - -request.end() -</code></pre> - </section> - <section> - <img src="http://c1eatdrinkbettercom.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2012/05/nope.jpg"> - </section> - <section> - <h2>unql-node</h2> - <p> - <a href="https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node"> - https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node - </a> - </p> - <p>It's like SQL for NoSQL</p> - <img src="http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg"> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Deletin' stuff</h2> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> -> delete from checkins where username.match(/\d{4}$/) && timestamp > (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7 - </code></pre> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Why don't we take all the data...</h2> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> -> create collection nag_old_users -> insert into nag_old_users select {username: username, email: email} from user where last_login < (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7 - </code></pre> - <h2>And put it over here!</h2> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Want to see my awesome LALR recursive descent parser?</h2> - <img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ontinia/10827199/5144/original.jpg"> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Nope!</h2> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> -handle /delete from (\S+)(?: where (.*))?/, (db, expr, cb) -> - query = "update #{db} set _deleted = true" - query += " where #{expr}" if expr - processExpr query, cb - </code></pre> - </section> - <section> - <h2>There I fixed it.</h2> - <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/4/129043939908502110.jpg"</img> - </section> - </section> - - <section> - <section> - <h2>noDB</h2> - <p>So you want to add some persistence to your simple web app.</p> - </section> - <section> - <p>Okay so just require that each user have a couch installation.</p> - <p>Or make redis a dependency. Probably include some build scripts or something to make it easier since it's the only thing in the app that needs to be compiled.</p> - <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png/539px-ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png"> - <p>Maybe it would be easier to build SQLite?</p> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Nope!</h2> - <img src="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/176051/nopenopenope.jpeg"> - </section> - <section> - <h2>noDB</h2> - <p>SQL < noSQL < noDB</p> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Super simple</h2> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="javascript"> -var users = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('data/users.json')) - -users.push({name: "newguy"}); -fs.writeFileSync('data/users.json', JSON.stringify(users)); -res.send('success'); - </code></pre> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Session storage too!</h2> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="javascript"> -var store = new express.session.MemoryStore; -store.sessions = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('data/sessions.json')); - -setInterval(function(){ - fs.writeFileSync('data/sessions.json', JSON.stringify(store.sessions)); -}, 2000); - </code></pre> - </section> - <section> - <h2>It's basically Redis</h2> - <small>It's not really</small> - </section> - <section> - <h2>But it is:</h2> - <ul> - <li>Deployable</li> - <li>Dependency free</li> - <li>Easily backed up</li> - <li>Debuggable</li> - </ul> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Databases: Fixed</h2> - <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/20/129058269966385911.jpg"> - </section> - </section> - - <section> - <section> - <h2>I would like to make some information available on the internet.</h2> - </section> - <section> - <h2>So find a shared hosting provider or something.</h2> - <p>But they're kind of crappy</p> - </section> - <section> - <h2>So I'll just run my own</h2> - <p>On nginx or express or something!</p> - <p>But load balancing and updates and bugs and oh no.</p> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Oh I know!</h2> - <img src="http://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/h4/i/logo-v-rgb.png?m=1308937729g"> - </section> - <section> - <img src="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/176051/spidernope.jpeg"> - </section> - <section> - <blockquote> - Augh. I wish I could just shove all this right on Akamai - </blockquote> - </section> - <section> - <p>...</p> - </section> - <section> - <p>...</p> - </section> - <section> - <p>...</p> - </section> - <section> - <p>Why not?</p> - </section> - <section> - <h2>Step 0: Generate static site</h2> - <p>Use whatever you want. We really like <a href="http://jade-lang.com/">Jade.</a></p> - </section> - <section> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="jade"> -!!! 5 -include includes/head.jade -body - include includes/header.jade - // BEGIN Content - .inner-bg - #content-wrapper - Welcome to zombocom! - </code></pre> - </section> - <section> - <h2>make</h2> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> -JADE = $(shell find pages/*.jade) -HTML = $(JADE:.jade=.html) - -all: $(HTML) - -%.html: %.jade - ./jade/bin/jade < $< --path $< > $@ - -clean: - rm -f $(HTML) - -.PHONY: clean - </code></pre> - - </section> - - <section> - <h2>Rackspace == Akamai</h2> - <p>It's cheap. 18c per GB</p> - <p>You don't have to deal directly with Akamai. Keep your soul!</p> - <p><a href="http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/">http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/</a></p> - </section> - - <section> - <h2>Getting it there</h2> - <p>There's a node library for that.</p> - <p><a href="https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles">https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles</a></p> - </section> - - <section> - <p>There's also some tooling for that.</p> - <p><a href="https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader">https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader</a></p> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> -coffee cloud-loader.coffee -x localDir cloudContainer - </code></pre> - </section> - - <section> - <h2>Deep magic</h2> - <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;"> -curl -i -X GET -H "X-Auth-User: pinion" -H "X-Auth-Key: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://auth.api.rackspacecloud.com/v1.0" - -curl -X POST -H "X-Container-Meta-Web-Index: index.html" -H "X-Auth-Token: XXXXXXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://storage101.dfw1.clouddrive.com/v1/MossoCloudFS_ad499859-aaed-43c6-813b-5e1c545f85cf/pinion-www - </code></pre> - </section> - - <section> - <h2>Relax</h2> - <p>Never ever care about whether your website is up.</p> - <p>Go do something useful instead.</p> - <br /> - <p>Yeah, it's harder to do pretty URLs.</p> - </section> - <section> - <h2>So fixed</h2> - <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/19/129057249545630776.jpg"> - </section> - </section> - <section> - <section> - <h2>It's not always the right thing to just fix it</h2> - </section> - <section> - <h2>But sometimes it is</h2> - <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/22/129060139339845620.jpg"> - </section> - </section> - - <section> - <h1>ALL FIXED</h1> - <h3 class="inverted">BY David Banham and Sam Gentle</h3> - <img src="http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/22/129059992995261245.jpg"> - </section> - </div> - - <!-- The navigational controls UI --> - <aside class="controls"> - <a class="left" href="#">◄</a> - <a class="right" href="#">►</a> - <a class="up" href="#">▲</a> - <a class="down" href="#">▼</a> - </aside> - - <!-- Presentation progress bar --> - <div class="progress"><span></span></div> - - </div> - - <script src="lib/js/head.min.js"></script> - - <script> - - var multiplex = { - id: 'e754f2af1a284921' - , secret: '13450197174132860353' - , url: 'revealjs.jit.su' - }; - - var notes = false; - - head.ready( function() { - - // Fires when a slide with data-state=customevent is activated - Reveal.addEventListener( 'customevent', function() { - console.log( '"customevent" has fired' ); - } ); - - // Fires each time a new slide is activated - Reveal.addEventListener( 'slidechanged', function( event ) { - // event.previousSlide, event.currentSlide, event.indexh, event.indexv - } ); - - // Full list of configuration options available here: - // https://github.com/hakimel/reveal.js#configuration - Reveal.initialize({ - controls: true, - progress: true, - history: true, - - theme: Reveal.getQueryHash().theme || 'default', // default/neon/beige - transition: Reveal.getQueryHash().transition || 'default' // default/cube/page/concave/linear(2d) - }); - - // Load highlight.js for syntax highlighting of code samples - head.js( 'lib/js/highlight.js', function() { - hljs.initHighlightingOnLoad(); - } ); - - } ); - - // Scripts that should be loaded before initializing - var scripts = []; - - // If the browser doesn't support classList, load a polyfill - if( !document.body.classList ) { - head.js( 'lib/js/classList.js' ); - } - - // Load markdown parser if there are slides defined using markdown - if( document.querySelector( '[data-markdown]' ) ) { - scripts.push( 'lib/js/showdown.js' ); - scripts.push( 'lib/js/data-markdown.js' ); - } - - scripts.push( 'js/reveal.js' ); - - // If we're runnning the notes server we need to include some additional JS - // TODO Is there a better way to determine if we're running the notes server? - if( window.location.host === 'localhost:1947' || notes === true) { - scripts.push( 'socket.io/socket.io.js' ); - scripts.push( 'plugin/speakernotes/client.js' ); - } - - if( multiplex.id !== null ) { - scripts.push( 'socket.io/socket.io.js' ); - scripts.push( 'plugin/multiplex/client.js' ); - - if( multiplex.secret !== null ) { - scripts.push( 'plugin/multiplex/master.js' ); - } - } - - // Load the scripts and, when completed, initialize reveal.js - head.js.apply( null, scripts ); - - </script> - - </body> -</html> |